HA
I FOUND Y-
wait a minute
dammit

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Your new icon paints a mental image in my head of you sitting in the back of a cab on a late Generic Big City night, awkwardly and uncomfortably staring at the back of the Cockatiel driver of said cab. Nevermind how he got his tiny hat, or how he manages to turn the wheel by hopping back and forth upon the wheel with his tiny claws. Don't even bother thinking about the impossibility of him being unable to reach the pedals, and yet still somehow manages to speed up and break to bank turns.

Wonder instead exactly why the ID on the back of his seat, facing you, is of one Muhammad Siaid Jihhard. A tall man of middle eastern decent, of whom this Cockatiel clearly is not.

And wonder why you can't make eye contact, and why you simply stay silent as the car weaves through traffic.

Hello! You've technically been featured here! [link]

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IT'S YOU

YOU

YOU

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU

*gnaws*

thank you for the watch

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YOU ARE AWESOME

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Say?

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Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?